" A MOOSE NAMED GOOSE "


GOOSE THE MOOSE

There once was a MOOSE named GOOSE.
His movements were shaky and loose.

Nearby lived a GOOSE named MOOSE.
She was BIG with a LARGE CABOOSE.

Whenever MOOSE THE GOOSE got loose,
the farmer would shout, "HEY GOOSE, GOOSE!"

We would all laugh without any excuse,
'cause from the woods would trot
GOOSE THE
MOOSE!







"I think you're catching on to this rhyme stuff!
Are you having fun?

LET'S TRY TO KEEP
THIS CAMPFIRE GOING!"








Your turn next Aunt Blossom

"Old Uncle Ray
went to see a play.
It was just the other day
and he didn't have to pay!
What did he have to say?
He said it was okay
but be that as it may
to the end he did not stay.
Says he hasn't yet learned
to appreciate ballet!"


 

 

Good one Aunt Blossom!




Guess who's turn it is again?



The river looks wide!

It must be a mile

to that other side.

Do you think we can swim it

or find an old boat for a ______ ?




I think the best word is
LIFT..........TRIP..........RIDE






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